This red neck farmer went to see a lawyer and said he wanted one of them "dey vorces"? - red john deere snowmobile

The lawyer asked: "Is he right?" And the farmer said: "We can not have good reasons to throw to drink coffee."

The lawyer asked: "Do you have a case?" And the farmer replied: "No, but I have a John Deere.

At this time the lawyer was a little frustrated and said, "What's wrong with your marriage?" Your wife's a ******?". And the farmer replied: "No, it's not, but he did not ******...... a child ******....... and I am therefore was a of them need Dey vorce.